For those of you

who don’t know:

the Bermondsey Beer Mile

is a loose amalgamation

of brewery bars and bottle shops,

located along a stretch of railway arch

that’s closer to two miles long nowadays.

The one thing they have in common

is that they’re all open at roughly

the same time on a Saturday afternoon,

giving those of you who fancy some exercise

the chance to indulge in a rather fine pub crawl.

As long as you can find your way

between all the bars, of course.