– I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them.
– I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity.
– With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report?
– «The dynamics of interbeing and monological imperatives in Dick and Jane: A study in psychic transrelational gender modes.»
– Academia, here I come!