– I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them.

– I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity.

– With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report?

– «The dynamics of interbeing and monological imperatives in Dick and Jane: A study in psychic transrelational gender modes.»

– Academia, here I come!