Tin Man and Lion
And Scarecrow’s brain?

Why, anybody can have a brain.
That’s a very mediocre commodity. 

Every pusillanimous creature
that crawls on the earth,
or slinks through slimy seas has a brain!
Back where I come from we have universities
– seats of great learning –
where men go to become great thinkers.
And when they come out, they think deep thoughts,
and with no more brains than you have.
But – they have one thing you haven’t got – a diploma! 

Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me
by the Universita Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum,
I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D.


Yeah – that – that’s Dr. of Thinkology

The sum of the square roots
of any two sides of an isosceles triangle
is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Oh, joy! Rapture! I’ve got a brain!
How can I ever thank you enough?

Well, you can’t!