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The Geordie accent
will be banned
under new encryption laws
to be brought in
by the government,
we can report today.
The laws are intended
to make it illegal to use
any form of communication
which is not comprehensible
to the police and security services,
meaning that people from Newcastle
are well stuffed.
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