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The Geordie accent will be banned
under new encryption laws
to be brought in by the government,
we can report today.
The laws are intended to make it illegal to use any form of communication
which is not comprehensible to the police and security services,
meaning that people from Newcastle are well stuffed.
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geordie accent to be banned
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