Since the decline of the Carolingian Empire in the 10th century,

Building 245 of the NASA Ames Research Center

has been subject to periodic raids by Viking marauders.

These marauders generally attack in search of

gold, religious icons, and other forms of plunder.

The NASA Ames Barbarian Affairs Office has established

the following procedures for defense against Viking raids:

http://paulgazis.com/Humor/Vikings.htm

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